LabKitty the Internet performance artist is all about the free infotainment. On the other hand, LabKitty the rent payer and grocery consumer has a few more worldly concerns. As such, I have applied my endearing brand of science-themed wiseassery to a collection of Zazzle products you can purchase for yourself or a loved one. With the holidays fast approaching, it seemed a good time to direct your attention to a few of these products in an easily scannable format, because god forbid you have to click the mouse any more than the bare minimum number of times on any given day. (Sorry, sorry. That's just the rage talking. Zazzle recently instituted a policy where if you don't share your stuff on some kind of social media they bury your store in their search results. Mark Zuckerberg will be cold in the ground before LabKitty ever signs up for Facebook.)
Which brings us to the LabKitty Holiday Gift-O-Rama.
A cornucopia of shirts, mugs, cards, ornaments, ties, necklaces, water bottles, phone covers, kindle covers, bumper stickers, pins, magnets, keychains, totes, hats, notebooks, and other fine LabKitty gifts for you to peruse at your leisure. It's like being at the mall on Black Friday, except without the complementary nog and the ever-present threat of crushing death. (Aside: Do people still even go to malls anymore? I hear that's been replaced by the Internet porn).
But no matter. It's time to shop! Scroll, click, scroll, click some more, wait, open, enjoy. It's that simple.
Which brings us to the LabKitty Holiday Gift-O-Rama.
A cornucopia of shirts, mugs, cards, ornaments, ties, necklaces, water bottles, phone covers, kindle covers, bumper stickers, pins, magnets, keychains, totes, hats, notebooks, and other fine LabKitty gifts for you to peruse at your leisure. It's like being at the mall on Black Friday, except without the complementary nog and the ever-present threat of crushing death. (Aside: Do people still even go to malls anymore? I hear that's been replaced by the Internet porn).
But no matter. It's time to shop! Scroll, click, scroll, click some more, wait, open, enjoy. It's that simple.
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